Internet Zombie

Someone who does nothing but uses the internet all day and consumes content is never satisfied and never contributes.

Man grow a brain and stop being such an internet Zombie!

by ShadowLing October 20, 2018

Gay Zombie

When you chain up an old man that’s near death, and than proceed to have gay anal sex with him until he demise; once he is dead you than put a straw into his anal cavity and proceed to drink the sperm out of his anus, once this is complete you than put the straw into his nose and drink his mucus

Man 1: yeah dude i went the retirement home and nabbed an old guy hand pulled a Gay Zombie

Man 2: I’m calling the cops

by DontTakeMyFuckingNameCunt February 4, 2020

Doodoo zombie

When a person is so black he/she looks like a turd & so ugly he/she looks like a zombie.

Bruh! You seen that dude? He look like a doodoo zombie!

by Robert Chrisbrent June 17, 2020

sludge zombie

The act of two intoxicated homosexual males eating each other's anal discharge.

I got so drunk I did a sludge zombie with my buddy. Now we can't look each other in the eyes.

by Imnotgayjusthappy December 26, 2020

pulled a zombie

Giving a hand job to a guy who is sleepwalking. If done correctly, the guy should be shambling about and moaning. Like a zombie.

Girl 1: My boyfriend got out of bed and started sleepwalking last night.
Girl 2: Really? What did you do?
Girl 1: I jerked him because he tells me I never do.
Girl 2: Oh, so you pulled a zombie.

by Zombiecock October 9, 2010

Jack-in-the-Box Zombie

Worthless fucktard that derives his pleasure from ruining everything.

Player: "Shit! That Jack-in-the-Box Zombie blew up my Gloom-shrooms!"

by Toadstars September 9, 2022

hop on brick n' zombie

Usually the term for 'rough' anal sex with your friend, whether if they are a girl, or a boy.
The person cannot deny it, and has to have a rough anal sex with their partner.

Hey @nikitaf93, wanna hop on brick n' zombie?

by wanna hop on brick n' zombie? September 3, 2023