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Wine bar widow

A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
What you up to tonight, ah wife is out again, wine bar widow again then.
by What's going on. July 22, 2022
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Yellow Wine

Urine left to sit in the toilet bowl for an extended period of time, often by accident.
As the water evaporates, the resulting concentrated mixture yellows and grows more potent, releasing a truly foul smell when you finally get back from your trip and flush it.
I went to visit my relatives in Colorado for a week, but I forgot to flush before I left and came back to some yellow wine brewing in my toilet.
by watchoutforthatrock June 14, 2022
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Having a glass of wine together

Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.
by Jacob Rees-Bunce July 1, 2022
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Having a glass of wine

The MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Minister's Commons office in 2018.
by Canari rouge July 2, 2022
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Jane wine

When a man has sex with another man & makes him bleed. Used mostly in prisons .
“ I got some Jane wine last night
by Scamprobably November 25, 2022
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Not a wine sac

Albert Einstein is an anagram of ten elite brains so I tried making an anagram of Isaac Newton
by peoplearecrazy April 22, 2022
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Wine weight

The extra 10 or 20 pounds an individual puts on when consuming excessive amounts of cheap wine
“It’s about time I loose this wine weight brother.”
by ashergr May 13, 2022
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