WilSoN

An acronym for “wildcard sonic neptunic”.

WilSoNs like to do sports and parkour. They are also super random, hence “wildcard”. You never know what they’ll do next. They’re punk-ish and you can tell that they’re super neptunic.

Usually a neptunic partner to an OWEN.

You are the OWEN to my WilSoN.

Dav is my WilSoN.

We went to the skatepark to look for WilSoNs.

by Cranjis McBasketball. May 7, 2023

Wilson

The worst footballer of all time. This yellow headed freak is quite possibly the worst football player to touch a ball.

Man 1 : yooooo scallywag that dude cathal furlong is super wilson!
Man 2 : YEAH BRUH LMAO HES SUCH A WILSON!!!!
Man 1 : Yo let’s go beat him up because of how much of a wilson he is.
Man 2 : Okay.
Man 1 : Gg.
Man 2 : Gg.

by ssoott May 10, 2023

drew Wilson

To all those ass grab and fake ass niggars out there when you speak to me you better look me in the eyes and actually mean what you speaking to me don't f****** try to freeball it because you won't mean s*** and I won't think your s*** to me

Oh hey it is Drew Wilson

by Oh my werd November 20, 2023

Wilson

A "wilson" is a proper gentleman who prefers books rather than sex. People think he's gay because he doesn't care about woman but maybe he just doesn't like anything.

When someone is completely aromantic, they can be called a "wilson"

by GargoyleStalker November 21, 2023

Zach Wilson

A quarterback drafted 2nd overall in 2021 by the New York Jets who is an epic bust.

What teachers like to say to misbehaved classes "Guys, fix your behavior, Y'all are good kids and will do great things, but this is unacceptable".

What I'd say "Guys, y'all are just bad, and I mean Zach Wilson levels bad".

by Clubboy November 21, 2023

Ezekiel Wilson

Ezekiel is a cute and amazing twinkish boyfriend. He knows how to make anyone feel happy and makes everything better when he's there. He's a little gay but that's okay.

I am so lucky to have Ezekiel Wilson as my boyfriend.

by silver silver silver2 December 16, 2023

Wilson tan

Wilson tan is the guy who’s super smart, super cool, super funny, and cute. He’s always caring, thoughtful, and sometimes can be weird. He’s a god at video games and really smart in school. Anyone would be lucky to have a wilson in their life.

Man1: wow, is that a wilson?
Man2: sure is. I wonder if he’ll be my friend
Man1: he’ll totally be your friend considering, he’s so nice.
Man2: well, he’s a wilson tan after all

by @itz.not.wilson November 20, 2018