ginormous super duper mega weiner

a short kid that was in your drama class last year that always poked you and your friend with the same name in the arm with a sharp pencil.
a.k.a seth.

seth, youre a ginormous super duper mega weiner. now stop poking me with your pencil!

by corinnnnee May 21, 2008

respectable weinering

When you are disrespected in all the right ways enough to brag to your girlfriends about the session

I mean wtf, I apologize for dropping off the call, but I got an unscheduled respectable weinering.

by MisterTree January 1, 2025

Weiner tension

A feeling amongst a a group of dudes in a back room that arises when an otherwise unprovocative statement is manipulated into being about wieners.

After Neil’s last joke the Weiner tension in the room was throbbing.

by Neil’sHairyWeiner September 22, 2023

weiner kamikaze

where three or more friends hook up with the same girl and all is revealed and all three feel like committing Hari Kari.

Me and my two and my two friends found out about Rosemary and committed weiner kamikaze.

by Jim Luebrecht December 6, 2016

Weiner Nest

Weiner Nest=The obviously out of control nest of hair that surrounds the weiner usually found on men who do not understand the word manscaping. Quite nasty, itchy, can smell if hygene is lacking.

I went down on him and got a face full of weiner nest

by TFK2008 August 13, 2012

Weiner Uncle

When an uncle drinks out of his niece's cup after she gave her boyfriend a blowjob. The uncle is now the niece's Weiner Uncle.

Uncle Ned accidentally drank out of Hannah's cup shortly after she gave her boyfriend Bill a blowjob making him Hannah's weiner uncle.

by RodFisher23 April 11, 2025

Weiner Shnoozin'

A nap following a delightful meal of hotdogs.

I can't make it right now..I just ate chili dogs for lunch and I have to take a Weiner Shnoozin'.

by chefguync June 12, 2019