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Untamed Weiner Syndrome

People with Untamed Weiner Syndrome (UWD) will have their penises whip around uncontrollably, in random patterns.
Bjorn has Untamed Weiner Syndrome and cannot control his penis and or where it goes.
by Boe Jidon February 1, 2023
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Screaming weiner

When sucking hot sauce off a penis you suck the hot sauce off and spit it back into the hole straight to the urethra
Man, Nikki was blowing last night and gave me a screaming weiner!
by PicklePuncher March 28, 2025
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Screaming weiner

When giving a bj , put hot sauce on the shaft and suck it off and spit it into the pee hole straight to the urethra
Man Nikki gave me a screaming weiner last night
by PicklePuncher March 28, 2025
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Weiner Monday

Weiner Monday (noun) – Holiday

Pronunciation: /ˈwi .nɚ ˈmʌn.deɪ/

Definition: A revered holiday celebrated with the sacred consumption of hot dogs and White Claw Surge. Observed weekly (or whenever the vibes demand), Weiner Monday is a time of joy, indulgence, and community, honoring the noble combination of processed meats and high-ABV seltzers.

Traditions & Customs:

Grilling, boiling, or microwaving hot dogs (all methods accepted, no judgment).

Cracking open a White Claw Surge with reckless enthusiasm.

Debates over the best toppings (ketchup vs. mustard wars are common).

General merriment, bad decisions, and a possible need for recovery on Tuesday.
"I can't work late tonight—it's Weiner Monday, and the squad is already firing up the grill!"

"Last Weiner Monday got a little out of hand… I woke up covered in mustard with a half-eaten hot dog in my pocket."

"On the seventh day, we rest. But on Monday, we feast—happy Weiner Monday!"
by Kwaikkn March 28, 2025
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Weiner Uncle

When an uncle drinks out of his niece's cup after she gave her boyfriend a blowjob. The uncle is now the niece's Weiner Uncle.
Uncle Ned accidentally drank out of Hannah's cup shortly after she gave her boyfriend Bill a blowjob making him Hannah's weiner uncle.
by RodFisher23 April 11, 2025
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Mr weiner

The dick of Mr MT
Awe baby suck Mr weiner. You love Mr weiner. Have you met Mr weiner's best freinds. Left nut and right nut. And can't forget about his asshole that lives behind him
by Mr big weiner May 15, 2025
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WEINER

Often mistaken for a typo.

And confused with the (not as amazing) wiener.
The "EI" spelling IS A THING!!!!
When in reference to

Thot guy from middle schools larger then average and perfectly shaped manly hood.

Weiner is spelled with the "EI".

To put emphasis on it's magnificence!!
Justin's WEINER is so nice It makes me wanna share it with my friends!
by Lil Red the rider June 6, 2025
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