An annoying and sometimes deadly animal that can include humans, dogs, any rodent, and cats. These animals will latch on to the male genetalia and bite profucely untill said genitalia is removed.
"Outch! That skank Linda bit my nuts off! She must be a crotch weasel." Said George
"Yeah definently" Said Phil
"Yeah definently" Said Phil
by Jesus Christ "Bow to me!" March 4, 2011
Get the crotch weaselmug. 
"No Kenneth. It's absolutely your problem to fix. You've got to do it. I'm not going to kiss the mad weasel for you this time".
by Jebadiah April 4, 2020
Get the Kiss the mad weaselmug. To make more attractive.
From Furturama where Elzar the chef would kick his meals up a notch with a hit from the spice weasel.
From Furturama where Elzar the chef would kick his meals up a notch with a hit from the spice weasel.
by Fresco_Camco July 27, 2016
Get the Hit with a spice weaselmug. by fett alf June 15, 2004
Get the screech my weaselmug. A racist term for a black hillbilly who lives in the swampy depths of Louisiana. Still close to tree's, the black's natural environment, he can go wrastle gator's and eat his catch for dinner.
Racist #1: Look at that stupid redneck nagger trying to wrastle that gator
Racist #2: Fuckin' Bucktooth Jungle Weasel
Racist #2: Fuckin' Bucktooth Jungle Weasel
by Kooter Miller January 5, 2013
Get the Bucktooth Jungle Weaselmug. When you have your legs up on the table and boastfully fart to your onlookers, and come to the realisation that your booty hole is slightly wet. Take yourself down the toilet to find the yellowest of all mucus in your white underwear.
by Ekewanka November 30, 2018
Get the Yellow ass weaselmug.