wtf

wtf = want to fuck?

Nissim: wtf
Audrey: nty, i’m not interested

by daddychaffey January 24, 2021

Deja WTF

The feeling you've heard this same bullshit a thousand times.

"It's not you, it's me.."
"That's some Deja WTF ever.."

by Mathias McShredster March 11, 2022

WTF

traditional definition: what the fuck

alternate modern definition: willing to fuck (usually regarding current state or mood)

for traditional definition see previous examples

alternate definition: I'm so WTF right now; she was so WTF last night

by copsumhollas October 13, 2010

wtf

A short version for "What the Fuck?"

Mike: I just banged Brittney!
Dan: WTF dude that's like impossible she's the hottest girl in the whole school.
Mike: I know.

by fdigger August 5, 2012

Wtf artistry

Wtf artistry is about creating beautiful Wtf moments, where the artist needs to devise something so ridiculous, absurd or surprising to either produce a divine Wtf expression on the victim's face, or some sort of an intriguing (usually funny) reaction.

I just read something so ridiculously absurd but funny that I am convinced this was deliberate Wtf artistry.

by Poo Poo Jerry May 27, 2023

WTF

WTF- why the face?

guy: *major cumshot*

girl: what the fuck *disgusted expression*
guy: ??
girl: why the face? "WTF"

by xarthy April 20, 2022

Wtf?

Stands for 'where's the food'.
Usually used with a question mark.
Could potentially be used with an exclamation point.

'Mom, wtf? There's nothing in the fridge.'
'Oh honey, don't you remember. You ate everything after you had your mental breakdown yesterday.'

by Wtf? Wtf. September 23, 2018