Vanilla

Straight up white man dong. Usually used in reference to sexual activity using metaphors.

1. His french vanilla icing got all over her souffle.

by REO speedflagon January 15, 2010

Vanilla yogurt suprise

When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.

Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos

by Stank Queen December 5, 2004

Vanilla Sex

The most common fetish of all. Vagina fetish for men; penis fetish for women.

"I think I have a vagina fetish." "Oh no you mean vanilla sex."

by Wombachoo October 11, 2007

Vanilla Innocence

Childish innocence, characterized by various forms of purity such as clear skin, liking vanilla ice cream, and so on.

His vanilla innocence made him his parents' favorite child.

Silly Bradley and his vanilla innocence.

by SilentlyintheShadows October 17, 2009

Vanilla squash

Is when a man cums into a cup and then fills the cup with water ready to get someone to drink it.

WOW that vanilla squash was delicious!

by AllOTHERnamesHAVEbeenTAKEN! April 18, 2010

Vanilla rod

A white guys pecker.

I got a vanilla rod for beyonce.

by Deep blue 2012 May 20, 2010

vanilla sunrise

Waking a woman up by cumming on her face.

"Jean wouldn't wake up this morning, so I gave her a vanilla sunrise."

by Nothx2013 November 26, 2013