to park a trout

to take a dump, go for a number 2

I need to park a trout before I head out

by davegooner June 22, 2010

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plow/plough a trout

Plow in this case being a verb meaning defecate and trout being representative of human excrement.

This is gonna suck, I haven't plowed a trout in a week.
I ate Thai food last night and this morning it felt like my trout had spines.
This pond is for release only. All trout catchers will be shunned.
I need to plow/plough a trout.

by flandep July 3, 2010

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buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011

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Pullin' a Trout

The act of getting people an hour away from their destination due to poor directions and memory-loss.

Ruben: Aiight dood, take me to Jaguar Beach
Daniel: kay dood, it's 15 minutes that way, right by Santa Cruz
1 Hour Later
Ruben: THA FUCK WE DOIN' IN HALF MOON BAY
Nick: Looks like Daniel is Pullin' a Trout.

by Suave Leader December 11, 2011

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