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Turkey Tracks

Marks left in the toilet after the unloading of a massive deuce.
That one kinda hurt when it came out. I hope I didn't leave any turkey tracks.
by Cole Freese March 27, 2008
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eight track

Bob's cellphone doesn't play MP3s. That is so eight track.
by Sal Salal December 9, 2008
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Train tracks

A massive ladder that you lay down on, waiting for the train to come and run over you and your best friend rejects you because you look ugly as heck.
My friend looks stupid, he said he got ran over by train tracks, but really he just had no beauty.
by SillySalleh December 24, 2021
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teck

the deffinition of homo
man that kids a teck
by treMa October 12, 2006
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TECKNIC'D

Tecknic, really, is known for two things. Those being his unique characters, and doing odd things with those unique characters. As such, most of his writings are rather strange, but still simple to read due to his use of words and explanations that are easy for even the casual reader to understand. However, this particular term is derived from a habit of his, that being the addition of a single sentence to the end of his writings. Said sentence generally has nothing at all to do with the writing previous, and tends to be so utterly out of left field that it would leave even the most talented wordsmith scratching his head in bewilderment.

In it's first use, Tecknic wrote a rather intriguing tale of an incredibly sex-starved nymph that had become shipwrecked on an island. It was ended with a single sentence detailing the events of a recent Chivas USA/Real Salt Lake Soccer Match, which ended in an uneventful nil-nil draw.

Other topics of TECKNIC'D sentences have included steps on making French Veil, the starting offensive line of the 1989 Denver Broncos, a list of the junk that a particular African-American woman keeps within her trunk, and a suggestion that kisses between puppies and dolphins may, in fact, save the o-zone layer.
A rather intriguing tale of an incredibly sex-starved nymph that had become shipwrecked on an island. It was ended with a single sentence detailing the events of a recent Chivas USA/Real Salt Lake Soccer Match, which ended in an uneventful nil-nil draw. This means it has been TECKNIC'D.
by Therum March 8, 2007
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Snail Tracks

When a man has semen traces in his underwear.
Simon: why the fuck do you have your hand down your pants?
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!

.:Bjerre word:.
by SmnBjerre December 2, 2009
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tracksuit bandit

dale, the world's favourite lotto wearing soccer coach.
by dale's friend April 27, 2004
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