Creepy-touch

Any situation, where there is an a sense of extreme awkwardness (mostly from some form of physical contact), resulting in a state of situational euphoria.

Jane was in a club with some friends--John came from behind and creepy touched Jane. . . John and Jane fell in love and made many many babies. . . Thank goodness for creepy-touch!

by Rain Frog May 18, 2009

Inappropriate Touching Tuesday

Every Tuesday, it is acceptable to touch others inappropriately while in the work place or at school.

I can't wait for Inappropriate Touching Tuesday, it's my favorite day of the week!

by *?*47 April 15, 2011

Touche squeeze

When u grabbed a women's ass and yell it out before u do it

by El_burro March 23, 2003

Toucher De Weiner

A person who touches male genitals

I hear that you are a Toucher De Weiner

by Chris February 20, 2005

Meat Toucher

Funnier than Kafka-esque.

You should make the sign read, no meat touching ma'am!

by NotRD March 3, 2004

Touch my penis

Go on, touch it. It won't bite.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

Breno Touch

The name given to the touch of someone that gives you the chills. The touch will generally be in places like up the thigh, lower back, neck and it will give you shivers down your spine and make you feel very uncomfortable.

"That guy is so creepy, he totally just gave me the breno touch"

by MattAsh March 16, 2009