Lang Chops

Glorious red mutton chops usually found on a ginger, sometimes accompanied by a sweet red molester mustache.

Dude check out that ginger guy with the crazy Lang Chops, I am super jealous of that guy!!!

by TerribleTarans August 3, 2009

Wizards chop

To chop ones penis with a wooden wand, roll of wrapping paper or a stick

“Oh look he cannot walk”.... “he has had a wizards chop”

by Paula2019 February 16, 2020

Chop up

To have a one night stand with a female

Sam: Did you chop up last night?
Elliot: Yeah mate, I chopped up Imogen

by Politick December 5, 2011

potty chop

having pure short as fuck hair, ear level,
basically place a potty on your heed, and cut round it, u will then be a potty chop.
also known as a bowl cut.

have u seen that girls new hair cut, she had a potty chop and a half.

by madmowitdapottychop March 18, 2009

Doo Chop

A hybrid taken from the word "hairdoo" meaning hair style and "chop" meaning cut. A doo chop is basically a haircut, usually needed for a guy with long hair

wow that guy needs a doo chop soon

by xndrh1 May 25, 2009

charity chop

To chop (fornicate...have sex with) a marginal chick.

Dude #1: Man that girl that you banged last night was nasty!
Dude #2: Oh, I decided that I'd give her a gift and charity chop her. Even the ugly ones deserve some cake.

by MikeWW January 7, 2004

Crimson Chops

Crimson Chops is someone who goes down on a lady who is clearly on her period.
Licking out a bloody gash, and returning up with crimson chops, claret all over his face.

That Spuddy Juddy ate her out and ended up with Crimson Chops.

by Chocolate Wrists October 22, 2018