Has greasy hair, eats mac and cheese, hates everything that isn't the music of apes screaming.
also, semen.
also, semen.
Zach Skarsinski
by Klon mon December 13, 2016
Get the Zach Skarsinskimug. 
Zach is undoubtedly the best.
by thebeesashyknees November 22, 2021
Get the Zachmug. Verb: when a dude takes a complete 180 on his political views to get attention from a woman. Zaching can be permanent or temporary depending on who the Zacher is with.
Friend 1: bro, did you see Kyle talking to Karen about abortion rights
Friend 2: yeah, he definitely doesn’t believe any of that shit, he’s just zaching because he wants Karen to give him her bath water
Friend 2: yeah, he definitely doesn’t believe any of that shit, he’s just zaching because he wants Karen to give him her bath water
by Not a Zacher December 18, 2019
Get the Zachingmug. The best North American Champion in history, fka TheKingOfX'sThrone, because he clapped X Factor's cheeks.
"Did you see Zach Impact?"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
"OMG, you mean when he decimated X Factor?"
"Yes, he destroyed that man, made him piss the bed"
by ZachImpact19 October 15, 2019
Get the Zach Impactmug. by NakedBlackMan07 May 19, 2022
Get the Zach Rousseaumug. Smart, sweet, caring, tall. He is everything you want in a guy! Be careful though, he's fragile. Treat him with respect!
by ArtisticGamer November 7, 2021
Get the Zachmug.