Average Virgin

A person who abuses their Snapchat story with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins.

Average virgin: yo I won a game of Fortnite!

Me: I don't care. Yo guess what.

Average virgin: What?

Me: Get a LIFE!!

by Zicardo May 31, 2018

bakers virgin

Similar to a bakers dozen, 1 more than a dozen, a bakers virgin is a person who has only slept with one person one time. They have only had sex one time in their life.

Bro Adam has still only slept with that one girl once on Halloween last year, he’s a bakers virgin!

by Bakers Virgin November 3, 2023

western virgin

A person who claims to be a virgin, even though they have engaged in sexual intercourse numerous times.

Guy: "you really know what you're doing girl!"
Girl: "but I really dont, hehe, I'm a Virgin"
Guy: " So you're a Western Virgin"

by Just_look_at_it September 25, 2018

Grinding virgin

A person that chooses to remain abstent from the act of grinding because it conflicts with moral beliefs

That grinding virgin refused to step on the dance floor because he was apauled by all the twerkin.

by Grhrkykybdvsvtvt August 16, 2015

Virgin Squad

A team of 3 unstoppable Virgins. They will and have fought their way through anything including but not limited too Hitler, Bill The Annoying, Peyton, Osama Bin Laden, Bill gates, and the DCEU justice league (excluding wonder woman) The 3 members are Jason the humor and more humor (Also known as Sandwich God, Tristan the humor and dumb ass (Also known as Sandwich Slave), and Noah the humor and serious guy (Also known as short and fat) Together these 3 protect the world from threats like G.A.P. while they work for S.A.P. and after it's downfall they start S.E.P.

Random guy: Who's are those guys dancing over there like dumb asses?
Other Random Guy: That's the Virgin Squad, they couldn't win in combat so they decided to do a dance off
Random guy: cool, assuming they won? No, they never do. They are dumb ass fuck. The one guy has a freckle fetish.

by Weallfun September 20, 2019

Virgin Hoe

When you are physically a virgin but mentally a hoe.

"Omg have you had sex yet? You are such a slut!"

"No but I am a virgin hoe."
"A what?"

"A virgin hoe, bitch"

by VirginHoeHoeHoe November 21, 2018

euro virgin

Women who save their virginity by having anal sex rather than vaginal sex to save their virginity.

She goes to Catholic school so she's saving herself for marriage, but she's a Euro Virgin so I'm hitting that ass!

by Celtic Nations September 3, 2019