Status Fart

When you out of no where come up with a status to put on Facebook.

Kerri: ".. and so he was like and she was like, Hey are you even listening to me?!!!"

Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."

by yaknowwww January 09, 2011

Father Status

To be an expert in a specific type of game, sport, hobby, or other activity.

If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).

Wow he is so good at ping pong !
Yea he has reached father status

You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.

by club30 April 05, 2009

pratt status

A phrase that some moron used to define a person. Thereby making it a filler phrase, when you are too stupid to say what you are thinking.

"That guy last night was on total Pratt status!"

by Heather Monroe January 18, 2008

Rockefeller Status

When you are at a party and the keg is tapped.

1. Dude, any beer left?
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status

by MikeSmith October 15, 2012

Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.

Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!

by Adb1002 August 30, 2018

Bagger Status

When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)

Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".

by Tit's McGee February 04, 2009

status masterbation

A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.

-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?

-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.

by andmybow February 18, 2014