Jacob Machin

a kid thats the boyfriend of Emily Garcia :)
Amazing and warming person
A life changer

A strong person
best boyfriend anyone could ask for

Random person: “is that emilys boyfriend Jacob Machin??
Emily: “indeed”

by aisurruu May 23, 2021

lean machine

Someone out of a group of stoners who is the most stoned at the time of smoking.

Tom - yo dude , bens really stoned

Mathews - yeah I know he's a lean machine !

by Snow36 November 11, 2013

Cream Machine

When a gay man has sexual relations with multiple partners without being in a committed relationship.

Thomas told Fredrick that Blane wasn't a good fit for him because he is a true cream machine and wouldn't be faithful.

by TheFurnitureGuy May 9, 2011

Teh Machine

It controls us all, like the matrix, but it pwns even the machines, you can't escape it, but, must fight it.

Fight Teh Machine

How do you know about Teh Machine?

by F to the MA January 20, 2005

candy machine

A tampon or pad machine.

Can I get $0.50 from someone?...I need to go to the candy machine.

by BJGZ November 9, 2006

green machine

the most badass car a person can possibly get in the entire world

hey u see the green machine yesterday?

na man i didnt see bc the crowd was too big already getting a peek

by cumof someyounguy May 29, 2011

Washing Machine

A woman. Every single woman is a washing and should be in the kitchen washing the dishes.

Woman should stay in the kitchen, they're all washing machines. Their national dance is the motion of washing dishes.

by I'mSorryForEVERYTHING June 2, 2018