Dirty Pirate Hooker

A nasty female who has fucked more people than a pirate himself has.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh did you hear that fucked another guy?!
Girl 2: Ya she's a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

by not_a_dirty_pirate_hooker June 22, 2006

porch monkey hooker

A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.

Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.

"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"

by Haskill August 16, 2008

dirty pirate hooker

another name for a stupid fucking blonde chick who is known for just being her whoreishly self.

Paris Hilton is a dirty pirate hooker thats must die now.

by pirate hooker. July 24, 2006

Hooker Ice Cream

When it's so cold outside that the sperm in your balls freezes up, creating hooker ice cream.

Guy One: It's fuckin cold outside!!

Guy Two: Dude I know. I think I have some hooker ice cream goin' on.

Guy One: Maybe that whore Adriana will suck on you to get that ice cream!

by lelelalalolo May 26, 2010

Dirty Pirate Hooker

A slut, who tends to take anything she is given at any given moment. They tend to be gold diggers, but are not as skilled, and are temporary.

Overall identifiers:
1) Fuck anything that can walk, hop or crawl.
2) Do anything for money and/or a good time.
3) Can fit at least one set of balls in their mouth.

Observers:
Girl One: Oh she is a dirty pirate hooker!
Girl Two: Dena?! I know, she has done at least every guy in this room, she must be hungry or something.
Girl One: I swear I heard her bragging about how many balls she can fit in her mouth...

Guy and Dirty Pirate Hooker:
Guy: Wow, you seem like a good time.
Dirty Pirate Hooker: I know I do, let's hookup sometime.
Guy: For real?
Dirty Pirate Hooker: Yeah, whats your name again?...

by Scrotch December 4, 2007

Dead Hooker Storage

the best trivia team in Bethesda. The team often alters its name to fit a theme, holiday, or season, but the "Dead Hooker" part always remains.

-Dead Hooker Storage kicked butt last night at Union Jacks!

by DeadHookerStorage February 4, 2010

Irish Hooker

An alcoholic drink, much like a White Russian, but substitute the vodka with Irish whiskey.

Bartender, another Irish Hooker for me please!

by Doctor Gabriel November 12, 2010