The Garden Fresh Special

Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.

Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.

by Don Everest April 7, 2005

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organic mushroom gardening

So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.

Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!

by Akoof May 16, 2019

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Dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving Olive Garden salad up one's ass before eating spaghetti

"I was feeling kind of overheated last night so I gave myself a Dirty Olive Garden"

by butter-flies January 24, 2023

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dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving an Olive Garden breadstick up one's ass and performing anal sex while using alfredo sauce as lube

"Jenny was horny during dinner so I gave her the dirty Olive Garden

by butter-flies January 24, 2023

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CONSTANT GARDEN INSPECTOR

One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.

Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector

by T-Cracker December 27, 2018

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Letting the dog in the garden

Fingering your asshole with a dog biscuit. Using a dog treat as a dildo.

Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"

You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"

by Pewpew Boom December 21, 2017

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