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Truck Driver Syndrome

When somebody feels the overawhelming urge to tell the same story over and over again.
Shit dude, this is the third time you told me this fucking story. You have a severe case of truck driver syndrome...
by Nosebeggar June 2, 2015
mugGet the Truck Driver Syndromemug.

Adam Driver

he is the ugliest mf youll ever meet his wife is hotter than him
1: omg have you heard about adam driver??
2: yes hes the ugliest mf youll ever meet
by Lysol Wipe September 28, 2021
mugGet the Adam Drivermug.

taxi driver's tan

A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'
I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.
by Tom Scott February 18, 2004
mugGet the taxi driver's tanmug.

idiot immigrant drivers

the kind of stupid fucking immigrants who get onto the left side of a two lane street at an intersection in order to turn left, thereby blocking incoming traffic to the road and pissing me off. they are fucking morons who do not deserve to have drivers licences
Do not get me wrong, i do not hate all immigrants, i hate the type of immigrants who have no fucking clue how to drive. all immigrants who DO know how to drive are fine with me
by King Dumbfuck August 11, 2004
mugGet the idiot immigrant driversmug.

drivers mirror gummy

A gummy bear on the driver’s side view mirror is a signal to other gays that the driver of the vehicle is ready and willing to do butt stuff.
You see that drivers mirror gummy on Downtrodden’s ride. That means he’s open to having butt stuff done to him!
by Glock&Awe May 19, 2021
mugGet the drivers mirror gummymug.

oral pile driver

When a woman lays on her back and a man humps the hell out of her face.
Man I really have that chicks face an oral pile driver last night.
by Mac tre daddy May 7, 2016
mugGet the oral pile drivermug.

Amazonian pile-driver

The tasteful sexual position where a man is over the edge of a couch or bed on his head. The woman comes over top of him insert his penis inside of her and does a reverse pile driver.
She then exclaimed get on your head bitch mama is about to give you the Amazonian pile-driver (tiny scream of scared arousal)
by Lumber_snac22 October 19, 2023
mugGet the Amazonian pile-drivermug.

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