mooney mooney bridge

The place where the unknown legend went 480km/h in a Nissan Patrol racing a Lamborghini

"Did you hear about the guy that went 480km/h on the Mooney Mooney bridge?"

"Yeah, he was an absolute legend!"

by AU_Falcon-XR6 October 18, 2023

brora bridge toll

the price you pay for daring to cross the brora bridge by foot due to drunks tapping you up for owl for vodka

“i need to go shopping but i can’t afford it due to the brora bridge toll… its fucking cheaper crossing the forth road bridge”

by templegate April 5, 2023

Kemper bridge breaker

When your lady drops a huge duece that won't flush and it takes two weeks of pissing on it to break it up.

I had to employ the Kemper bridge breaker when my left a huge turd in the toilet.

by Kempergenes December 1, 2018

Todd Bridges Fit

When you can’t find something worthless of yours so you start blaming everyone around you for stealing it. After your embarrassing raging fit you find it in the exact place you were looking.

“Your brother in law didn’t break into your house to steal your frozen roasted corn. Stop having a Todd Bridges fit!”

by Loopyloody August 22, 2018

Fleshy Fun Bridge

See Also, Taint. The flseshy area between the anus and penis/vaginal opening.

I busted my speamy hot man load all over her fleshy fun bridge!"

by KingdomCum January 23, 2003

MW memorial bridge

A sexual act in which a man places one testicle in a woman's anus and the other in her vagina. It is also known as the "Twin Cities."

Jesse and Matt both gave her a MW memorial bridge at the party last night. It was wild.

by theboy4 July 9, 2010

Bridging the Friendzone Gap

(noun) the act of removing a person from the "friend-zone" in recognition of his/her possible relationship value. This is the transfer of "just friends"-people who are excluded from emotional and sexual interest, despite personality and physical attractiveness- into the status of "possibilities", or potential partners. Happens very often in movies and cliche stories, but very sparsely in life. (inf) to bridge the Friendzone Gap.

Ramie: Do you think she's pretty?

Rupert: Sure, she's quite pretty- and she's one of the most chill people I know.

Ramie: But you don't like her?

Rupert: No, it's purely platonic- I think not of her that way.

Ramie: Are you sure you shouldn't be Bridging the Friendzone Gap?

Rupert: No.

by Brim-Dog-Millionaire June 9, 2012