Pooping in the woods has two definitions
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. Literally going out into the forest and taking a shit
2. Having anal sex and the partner receiving craps themselves. Then you place the fresh turd on your penis and continue penetrating all the while the poop getting pushed back and smeared against your pubic hair.
Second definition coming from pubic hair being this like a forest.
1. After my incident with the bean burrito, the rest of the camping trip consisted of me pooping in the woods
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
2. Dude you and that hot chick were really pooping in the woods last night.
by PooperOvTehWoods March 19, 2014
Get the pooping in the woodsmug. bullers wood is a school full slags, snakes, pick me girls and studs. there have been at least 3 teachers caught for paedophilia in the past year and they couldn’t afford a cleaner
the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate
if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers
the toilets smell of B.O and have probably had about 50000 fannys opened up in there by the slags that got desperate
if you do not want your child to end up on benefits with 7 kids don’t send them to bullers
“i went to bullers wood and ended up with 80+ ex’s by year 9”
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”
“oh so she’s a different breed of slag”
by UrMum.com October 24, 2020
Get the bullers woodmug. Guy: Look at my house
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*
Canman18: Okay
Guy: *shows house made of birch wood*
Canman18: THIS IS THE WORST FUCKING HOUSE I EVER SAY IN MY FUCKING LIFE *burns with flamethrower*
by banananman November 1, 2023
Get the birch woodmug. I am going to stay home and wood burn.
He has been single for some time, he has become a wood burner.
He has been single for some time, he has become a wood burner.
by Wood burn February 27, 2018
Get the Wood burnermug. Hes a fat mother fucker,that is gay,and has a crush on Ms.Welch.Ms.Welch is a teacher,and Baylee is only 13.He loves sucking his pe-pe.
by @abruptcheetah February 25, 2020
Get the Baylee Woodmug. 
Code for some police departments to relay to other officers near the scene that they have no intention of working a case, but are pretending to.
Also "Opossum in the woods".
Also "Opossum in the woods".
by yeayeayea112 July 24, 2023
Get the Possum in the woodsmug.