Skip to main content

Twitter Monkey

Someone who was on Twitter 24/7 and believed everything they heard and read on mainstream media before Elon took over. They also tend to be blue pilled and stuck in Matrix.
Daniel stop being such a a “Twitter Monkey”! Just because it’s tending on Twitter it doesn’t mean is true!
by Puertorican Papi January 9, 2023
mugGet the Twitter Monkeymug.

twitter lambs

The popular social networking service Twitter is sweeping the pop culture in record numbers. Ashton Kutcher and Perez Hilton have a swarm of followers which are referred to as "Twitter Lambs" that beckon to every update they receive via SMS on the application Twitter; online or by cell phone. Each "Twitter Lamb" then re-tweets "RT" back their thoughts to the sender.
PerezHilton: "Omg guys. I love being gay!!"

smilyboi125: "RT @PerezHilton omg me too!!"

gay4lifeboy: "RT @PerezHilton you are 2 hot!!"

curiousbiGuy: "RT @PerezHilton I need some attention here, kinda hot for you."

PerezHilton: "I love my Twitter Lambs, shots on me in West Hollywood tonight!"
by designer_trig May 12, 2009
mugGet the twitter lambsmug.

Twitter jockey

1. A public relations "pro" who spends their entire workday posting PR Daily, Mashable and other articles on Twitter (and Facebook...because all "pros" link their Twitter to their Facebook!) without a RT (ReTweet) so as to not give credit.

2. Someone who does not produce anything authentic or original of their own on Twitter and omits mention of the source except for the URL, which is in bit.ly or tinyurl form.
@"Twitter Jockey" Can you believe this statistic in a recent study? I'm pretending this is my link here!
by I Judge Because I Care April 10, 2011
mugGet the Twitter jockeymug.

Twitter Swifties

Ariana Grande's second fanbase, they are also known as "misogynist faggots" they 're highly obsessed with the queen of Pop. Their lack of life wouldn't let them stop comparing Ariana Grande to Taylor Swift. Most of them are grown gays who don't have a job. Most unfunny and annoying fanbase said by many.
Person 1: "Ariola tanked so hard LMAO!"
Person 2: "Stop comparing succesful women, Twitter Swifties tanked harder"
by CRAVINGARI0LA April 10, 2021
mugGet the Twitter Swiftiesmug.

twitter bitches

a community of people that are homophobic, transphobic, have scat kinks, and grapists
by hottesthottie April 9, 2022
mugGet the twitter bitchesmug.

Trend on Twitter

Twitter's Trending Topics algorithm identifies topics that are immediately popular, rather than topics that have been popular for a while or on a daily basis, to help people discover the "most breaking" news stories from across the world. We think that trending topics which capture the hottest emerging trends and topics of discussion on Twitter are the most interesting.

About Twitter's Trending Topics

To see a quick snapshot of the most tweeted-about topics on Twitter, look to the sidebar on the left-hand side of your homepage. You can also see trends in many of our mobile clients and on the mobile web.
From news stories to the latest buzz about movies, music and more, the trending topics reflect what new or newsworthy topics are occupying most people's attention on Twitter at any one time.
Trend on Twitter

#JavierJaraIs
#JustSaying
#HowToKeepARelationship
by xcv24nm July 31, 2012
mugGet the Trend on Twittermug.

twitter memory

Being able to recall tweets effortlessly (at times unintentionally) while having conversations with friends.

Twitter Memory ruins punch lines.
Ruins conversations.
Ruins friendship.
Ruins Lives.
October is TM awareness month. Spread the word!

#TM
"Yea bro, last night i ..."
"Stop. Last night you saw someone being robbed, beat up the robber- turned him in and got to meet Batman? I know. "
"Wow. Way to ruin the story!"
"My bad, my Twitter memory just kicked in on its own again. Damn it. I need help."
by @bbajj October 7, 2013
mugGet the twitter memorymug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email