shit toaster

A receptacle in which to place your fuck waffle, promptly before fucking fucking off.

How about you put your fuck waffle in your shit toaster, and fuck off.

by Donut_mro July 12, 2015

Ur Aunt issa Toaster

The best roast of all you can ever use if somebody tells you "ur grandpap a trap"
Completely destroy their IQ and emotions with this

1:ur mom gay

2:well ur dad lesbian

1:no u

2:well ur granny tranny

1:but ur grandpap a trap

2: and ur aunt issa toaster
*1 immediately dies and falls*

by DehKukadoolKiide March 20, 2018

Toaster

Noun
1. An Air Fryer
2. A machine used to cook different substances that are normally not able to be cooked properly in other conventional cooking methods, such as bread and waffles.

1. "You clearly don't own an air fryer!" Billy said, laughing maniacally as usual. Tom slapped him, "But I do own a toaster." he reminded.
2. All toasters do not toast toast, but in fact toast bread. Who in their right mind would retoast the toast that they just toasted in their toaster?

by Smugboi July 8, 2022

my lil toaster

Loooooves to drink juice bc it is guCcccccciiiiiiiiiii. they've got the best stares, it makes a whole crowd nervous and faint from all the seggsyness ykyk ah haaaa ;p....makes a bitch feel good by just holding their hands and slurping that sheyt up like orgists. loves to sniff diff types of liquids ;)) 😘😘

toiii...my lil toaster....if you're seeing this, I ear lobe you baaaabbBbyYy😋😛 (I went easy on u this time...)

by tanyYYYYYY March 23, 2021

Toastering

Toastering is when you mess around with you cock then when you are edging stick it in a toaster on full blast and it will burn your cock a little but your will be warm and delicious

Timmy was bored so he he wanted to try Toastering and he thought it felt good so he invited his mom over and she a his cum after and then they got married and had 36 baby together then they tried to have 37 but Timmy’s mom died Timmy was very sad so he was Toastering again and died from his cock exploding. Very sad life 😢😭

by The cum guzzling god April 3, 2024

atomic toaster

When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.

Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night

by WPftw December 25, 2019

Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.

That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.

by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 6, 2009