TAP Plan

A plan that is over the top, stupid, and won't do anything while most likely having a much simpler solution.

Your going to electrify a rod and conduct electricity into the ocean? We got another TAP Plan.

by TAP Hater 69 July 14, 2019

tap and lunge

When a guy taps you on the shoulder. As you turn your head, he lunges in for the kiss.

We were having a perfectly good date, until he pulled the old 'tap and lunge'.

by clarice22 September 16, 2014

tap x

Someone who sucks at Call of Duty and have to constantly mash (x) on an xbox controller to re spawn.

Bob: That tap x is so bad he's going 0 and 14

Mike: What a dier

by War Cry Taken April 18, 2016

Self Tap

Having sex with your twin.

I was so horny in Antartica that I had to self tap my sister.

by Sugar Daddy Boss Playa August 29, 2015

Life tap

verb: life tap; 3rd person present: life taps; past tense: life tapped; past participle: life tapped; gerund or present participle: life tapping

extremely light, gentle strike to the testicles by back of the fingers of a cupped hand; done properly, effects will manifest after 30 seconds: excruciating pain at least 10 times worse than a solid hit/kick to the same testicles.

My friend said he was gonna life tap me. He then cupped his hand and tried to hit me in the nuts! I backed off, and thought he just grazed me. He then started laughing: after 30 seconds my eyes filled with tears as it felt like pure fire shot through my testicles and an intense ache came on too!

by Liphradicus Epicus November 01, 2016

tap nugget

when a girl has small breasts, but you still want to hit that

Damm she a tap nugget!

by funkypotatosalad June 30, 2016

tap poetry

The string of words that appears when you tap only the predictive text suggestions on your smartphone.

Lisa made tap poetry by picking the middle suggestion for every word that appeared on her smartphone's predictive text suggestions. It read "The fact I can see it as an excuse for the next few weeks of a sudden it was the best of the year and I love it and it was the best thing to say"

by biancuppy March 04, 2015