spider-manned

The act of tying up your sexual partner and face fucking them, until you finish on his/her face in the shape of a web.

Person 1: "Hey dude, I noticed that you really hit it off with Jenny last night, then you dissapeared suddenly, where did you go? We were worried about you."
Person 2:"Hey, yeah, nothing to worry about dude, we went to my house and I spider-manned her real hard!"
Person 1:"Daaaaaamn... Dude you work hella fast, you are the Flash of fucking!"

by The soggiest of nuts July 18, 2019

deaf as a spider

Meaning a person isn't paying attention. Similar to- Blind as a bat.

Gah. You're as deaf as a spider!

by Jman71 September 25, 2011

Chocolate spider

chocolate starfish rusty sheriffs badge anus butthole

My wife had a cracking chocolate spider

by Bobz125 April 29, 2019

phobia of spiders

when you are very scared of spiders

man: i am scared of spiders!

woman: you must have a phobia of spiders.

by shortysmallsmckranky April 9, 2017

spider web

When you are eating a Girl out and u sneeze on her pussy and your snot that you sneezed connects to her pussy looking a like gooey spider web

I sneezed on her pussy and with all the extra snot that came out my moth and nose it looked like a spider web

by Netheo March 1, 2008

spider bite

2 lip peircings on the side
mainly worn by emo's
pretend this is a lip
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Emo kid one: OMG! im getting a spider bite for my birthday
Emo kid two: you mean a snake bite
emo kid one: no you dushe bag. Gosh!

by arggen yarggen blarggen January 5, 2008

Spider Juice

Occasional
As of when a girl is giving a blowjob, and stops to take a breath, but faces the dreaded strings of saliva/"pre-ejaculation fluid" that remain stuck between her mouth and the penis she is sucking.
So called because it resembles a spider web with morning dew on it.

"I was enjoying being sucked off so much last night I started to ooze. Sadly this was at the same time as the missus was taking a breath and we got spider juice. Legend has it that the Joneses down the road bottle and sell the stuff."

by Mark Nordenstein May 29, 2007