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by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 3, 2021
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his shrek was delicious
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a verry sexy higher being who will save us all from the fatness of yourmum
wow your so hot and saved me your just like shrek
by i have alargeshlonglikeyourmom September 20, 2021
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Shrek was so hot I began to drool
by URMOTHER——- November 11, 2022
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To pretend to be digitally present (green light) while away doing private business

During and most probably post-corona, millions of people work at home. Their employers keep track of them through software like skype for business, where a green light denotes a dutiful worker slaving away at the computer.

But everything can be manipulated and the light can shine green 24 h a day if you adjust the settings..
"Sadie has been a shrek all morning, I messaged her 2 hours ago and she still hasn't responded".
"I need to shrek out this afternoon, I have to go to the hairdresser and I'm out of comp time".
by SisterHoffaSsssHoffasister April 29, 2021
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A massive ogre who has multiple layers of foreskin so you better clench your ass cheeks as tight as possible.
by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
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shrek: what are you doin in my swamp
donkey: your a sexy bastard you are
by d0ct0r p3n15 October 25, 2019
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