condom ninja

Noun: A morally bankrupt man who covertly removes his condom during sex in order to increase his pleasure at the expense of the woman whereby he ejaculates inside the woman without her permission and likely causing an unwanted pregnancy. The behavior of a condom ninja should be considered a type of sexual assault or sexual misconduct.

Verb: To act in the capacity of a condom ninja.

Noun: Poor Sharon hooked up with a guy who turned out to be a condom ninja and got pregnant.

Verb: What a jerk Paul talked about how we was going to condom ninja Lisa at the party tonight, we should warn her.

by Randy Dowright April 18, 2014

Ninja Petter

A person who lacks the common sense to avoid antagonizing ninjas. A social klutz who does not know how to behave in public. Missing hands or fingers is a sure sign, but not required.

I can't believe that you just ate my BK mini burger off my plate, you are such a ninja petter!

You: Let's wait for the light to turn before we cross.
Me: You are such a ninja petter, there's no traffic.

by bravo delta August 19, 2011

ninjas on the street

Dope ninja looking dudes who participate in anime and parkour.

Aye Richard look at those ninjas on the street.
Sick Gerald let's ask the if we can join their club

by Youaintgonevanomyname May 25, 2017

Ninja Lunch

A Ninja-Lunch is when your co-workers start talking about where to go for lunch, and while you give some token input, like, "The pub" or "The donair place on the hill", you really have no intention of going to lunch with the boys. You've already secretly planned lunch with a redhead, and while the boys' backs are turned, you vanish like a ninja to meet your REAL lunch date.

Dave: Where should we go today?
George: The Old Admiral?
Brian: Yeah....uh....yeah...
Yoon: How about Burgers?
Joe: Alright guys, time to go!!
Mike: Wait, where'd Brian go?
Yoon: He must have gone on a ninja lunch again.

by Buns Master December 16, 2011

ninja ant

When one is running in the grass, on the blacktop, ect. and trips for no apparent reason which causes them to fall on their face.

I was playing football in my backyard and running in hot for a touchdown when suddenly at the 5 yard line damn ninja ants attacked me just before the victory.

by keganzues November 9, 2010

Ninja sneeze

when you think you're going to sneeze, but then you don't. it's there one moment, and then it just disappears like a ninja!

Friend 1: *look of concentration*....dang!
Friend 2: what?
Friend 1: ninja sneeze

Friend 2: aw, i hate that
Friend 1: i know right?

by XxCottonCandyStarsxX May 18, 2009

time ninja

A Time Ninja is a person whos asks questions about a service and has no intentions of spending a dime with you on any of the services you just spent 30 min explaining.

Hello buddy how much is my air filter coolant flush and trans fluid exchange! Well sir it runs 300 dollars! Thank you buddy this is a great price! ok sir we can take care of this right away. Ok buddy go ahead and check them and ill come back another day! thank you for wasting my time ninja

by seawizz October 9, 2013