Mars

A planet exhibiting whore behaviour its entire orbit around the sun. Also good name for a chocolate bar, someone should make that

Mars has a fat ass

by Sunflowers.shine.too September 01, 2022

Mars

That nigga. Mars doesn't give two shits about anyone's opinion but will kill for they family/friends, but mars is a pretty selfish person and only moves when its convenient to them.

Person 1: "whos mars?"
Person 2: "that nigga ofc."

by qfr34k February 21, 2023

Mars

someone who has a fat dumpy
pretty thicc
milf/dilf
someone who also knows .. *whispers: Obamas last name and Victoria’s Secret* *blushes*
is the person of many many MANY wives but Zenus is my first wife

Mars: I have a fat dumpy today
Zenus: you sure do
Mars: can we have our sus night Saturday ? 😳
Zenus: *blushes* s-s-s-s-s-sure
Mars: bueno (; yo hablo español baba niña
Zenus: すごい 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

by ObamasSecretWife November 24, 2021

mars

MARS IS SO FUCKING COOL

damn i wish i had marss coolness

by IHEARTCOCAINE February 10, 2023

mars

mars is a beautiful and cunning man, his intellect and beauty charms all.

I wish I was mars, he's so dreamy

by gglockies August 17, 2023

Mars

mars is the coolest idv player real !! always making his friends laugh and playing comedic relief! also has 2 adorable cats luna and lucky. they totally slay 100% not click bait ! ANYWAYS MARS IS PRO!!

omg do you see that person?

yes that’s mars!

omg omg mars is the dude with the cats…

yeah lucky and luna!! they are all so pro!!

by adacake August 12, 2022

Mars

Mars is a gender neutral name with Greek Origin that means The God Of War.

Expect this person to be either really chaotic or messed up mentally.

Mars is also known as the red planet who is slightly bigger than half the size of Earth, so there's a chance this person likes space.

Friend: Oh, hey Mars! How are you?
Mars: I don't like you.

by uswally November 20, 2021