Gooch Smooch

A as of now a fictional form of torture as far as I am aware.

A gooch smooch consists of connecting the hooks of a ratchet strap in the grundel of a human. Then ratcheting the strap till said human folds in half able to smooch their own gooch. This would be a most unpleasant experience.
Damn Tony fucked up so deep the cartel found him and helped him deliver a gooch smooch!
by Tally P January 31, 2023
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Gooch smooch

When you touch buttholes and fart simultaneously
Ben and Billy ate Mexican and had a gooch smooch.
by MackDaddy13 May 21, 2023
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Louisiana Gooch Tickler

Generic name for a cryptid where they do a state name and two other words that don't make much since
Dude have you seen the Louisiana Gooch Tickler shits crazy
by Tamji February 09, 2024
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Gooch wipe

When you wipe your gooch or Someones gooch
by Tylermcnabb February 11, 2015
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Gooch Booger

One who has a dried cum stain on their gooch.
Purple is such a Gooch Booger
by MrYogiBear November 27, 2022
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Gooch syndrome

When someone (usually horny boys) gets so obsessed with E girls or E boys they start hating anything and everything else. They usually just want to watch the world burn

Named after the chad or area between the genitals and ass hole. It originated on discord, and is a growing problem on all social networks
Steve: do you know how john is doing?
Bob: not good, he has *Gooch syndrome*
Steve: I always warrned him about those damn E girls
Bob: its bad too, he's already
by The Electrical General December 05, 2020
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White Gooch

A prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white.
Dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, I gave you a white gooch.
by pussyfart666 November 19, 2012
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