by fortnitekingun November 29, 2023
A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
Tyler Funke is the sexiest tik toker, Tyler is a dedicated, funny, intelligent, beautiful, breeze of fresh air. I’m proud of you Tyler. I can’t wait until I escape from Australia and run away with you.
Tyler Funke
by Someonelovesyou March 29, 2021
Tyler Funke is the sexiest tik toker, Tyler is a dedicated, funny, intelligent, beautiful, breeze of fresh air. I’m proud of you Tyler. I can’t wait until I escape from Australia and run away with you.
Tyler Funke is a hunk.
by Someonelovesyou March 29, 2021
tyler funke is one of the cutest guys you'll ever meet in your life. he is absolutly amazing. he defines the word perfection. i love him so fucking much i just want to marry him. ok bye.
by beep.beep.mf June 05, 2020
by Junk Funk May 17, 2021
Dr Fauci this week had to explain the disturbing smell emanating from Short Hills New Jersey. It could only be explained as the Farrelly Funk! -2007
by Innocent bystander 01 November 28, 2021