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Docking Failure

When A Man Shits Into Another Persons Asshole And Tries To Insert His Penis And Is Unable To Do
Hey Buddy How’d It Go With Your Date
Not Well Dad, She Didn’t Really Like That Docking Failure Move You Taught Me
by macadeliusthemagical January 21, 2024
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Docking procedure

When you punch someone in the stomach then run behind them to fuck their asshole . It may include elbow deep fisting .
When in prison watch out for the guys wanting to show you their docking procedure
by Dr.FistHer February 3, 2024
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Sound-Docking

When a man uses his penis to sound another man's penis
Hey bro, we've tried Docking, now let's try sound-docking
by grimreaperjr14 April 4, 2023
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Sham Docking

When two people go butthole to butthole and swap shamrock shakes.
Hey Tyrone, I had an awesome time Sham Docking you last night.
by ThrobbyDobby420 April 10, 2023
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Dry Docking

Intercourse between a male and a post-op m to f tranny.
Do you hear about Paul and Diane, she just had her surgery now they’ll only be dry docking.
by Topherton87 May 13, 2023
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Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload
by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023
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Docking

Docking is such a lovely thing. I dock my dad all the time. docking is a very touchy thing that you do with your sneaky link or your bros. I love docking with da boyzzzz. Docking is a sexual sport when you shove your shlong into another shlong with your foreskin.
docking is:
Napoleon grabbed my arm and pulled me into a dark closet.... bro what the fuck? he turned the light on and dimmed the lights... he pulled it out and I smirked, wait bro why are we doing this in the janitor's closet? you know *giggles*, "so Rodrick," says Napoleon. "you ready". Rodrick nods. Rodrick strips and looks at napoleons rock-solid 12-inch cock "damn". Napoleon begins to put his schlong inside Rodricks 8 inches, BACK AND FORTH BACK AND FORTH. the hear the chingle of keys as the janitor starts to unlock the door, the two boys freeze still inside eachother....
by DOCKSTER November 22, 2021
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