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phat on the dank

Phat on the dank is a figurative way of describing someone with unique style and the ultimate personality.

In other words, it's a chiller way of saying someone "cool".
Ugh that girl over there is so phat on the dank.
See dank
by lilninjakinki October 15, 2012
mugGet the phat on the dankmug.

dank snacks

Originally intended to refer to something tasty to eat, but is often used as a positive adjective like awesome, great, cool, etc..

"Snacks" alone can be used as a modifier or emphasis; e.g. "dope snacks," "stoked snacks," "sleepy snacks."

If not being used to modify another word, "snacks" alone is a synonym for "good thing."
Original usage: "I've got the munchies, I could go for some dank snacks"

As a positive adjective: "I can't wait to see this movie, I heard it's dank snacks" or "Hey congrats on passing, that's dank snacks as hell" or simply as an exclamation "dank snacks!!!!"

As a modifier/emphasis (primarily positive, can be negative): "Dude thank you, I'm stoked snacks about it" or "I think I'm gonna head out soon, I'm a lil sleepy snacks" or "What the hell, that was lame snacks"

Snacks alone: "Whoa, that's snacks mate, let's do it"
by orangeboolius January 21, 2020
mugGet the dank snacksmug.

Dank Sage

One who is of great reputation among friends for smoking massive quantities and holding their own, typically viewed as the elder of the smoking group. Typically always has a supply and rarely runs out, when he does he still finds ways to get baked. They tend to be much more productive while high and they can figure out how much they need to get to different levels of stoned. If they want to get fucked up they do, when they want a small buzz they get just that. The dank sage is less of an individual person and more of an idea, you can be very different among people and still be the dank sage, not all are chilled out. At a party they are the friend that is just as fucked up as everyone else yet still remains calm regardless of the situation.
NS: Dude will you be my Dank Sage for tonight?
DS: Hell yeah dude, I'll make sure you don't die tonight, just follow me bro.
by Pentar the Sage October 10, 2017
mugGet the Dank Sagemug.

DANK MEMEZ

Dank meme is a offensive joke. It may offend some people but only the “True meme lords” can take its glory
Mr meme:Look at this m8
Miss meme:Yh m8 tats a dank meme
Son meme:DANK MEMEZ
by Yoongisuga February 20, 2018
mugGet the DANK MEMEZmug.

Dank dog

The ultimate alpha male and will rape its owner every night
Is that a dank dog, yeah he fucks me every night
by Porn shower 22 March 18, 2022
mugGet the Dank dogmug.

dank web

An unseen yet terrifying part of the World-Wide-Web wich contains 70% of what you can't see with browsers such as Google, Yahoo!, ...
Most of the time, this is used as a term to referrence the deep web.
You'll only find this in the dank web, my dude.
by FuccUrEars February 11, 2017
mugGet the dank webmug.

Dank Turd

When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.
Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?
by Dankmemes August 15, 2016
mugGet the Dank Turdmug.

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