The act of base to tip stimulation to get fully erect. Subject rests pinkie on the pubic area then proceeds to rub hand up to the tip of the penis, grip semi-tight. Subject repeats until fully stimulated. Lotion is highly recommended for a successful transmission between Major Tom and ground control.
by Mooley March 16, 2010
This Is A Parody Of Major Tom, And The Famous Line This Is Ground Control To Major Tom.
This Isnt An Inside Joke, If It Was, It's A 1.72 Million Inside Joke, However It Never Really Had A Defention And Was A Throw Off Joke, So Now It Means When You Want To Bang Someones Mother (As A Joke, Like A Type Of Your Mom Joke)
This Isnt An Inside Joke, If It Was, It's A 1.72 Million Inside Joke, However It Never Really Had A Defention And Was A Throw Off Joke, So Now It Means When You Want To Bang Someones Mother (As A Joke, Like A Type Of Your Mom Joke)
This Is Ground Control To Your Mom!
Person 2: John, Please Get Out Of Bedroom, And For The Last Time, You Cannot Do My Mother
Person 2: John, Please Get Out Of Bedroom, And For The Last Time, You Cannot Do My Mother
by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 02, 2021
the child that the put up on posters to make people say,"oh dear jebus! im going to start taking birth control so that doesn't end up poping out of me."
"you are the poster child for birth control."
by bhrome April 05, 2004
Penis controller player 74
by What’s going guys September 13, 2020
Eric Fishel should be a Birth Control Poster Boy because hes so fuckin ugly and half-retarded looking
by True to my Roots July 08, 2003
by Jiuken Stef September 25, 2022
To have sex with a woman, raw dog, with them under the presumption that your name is real...when in reality it is a false name. This is used in case the woman becomes pregnant...hence the baby wouldn't be yours.
"Dude you had sex with that slut...and she got pregnant! What are you going to do!!!!"
"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."
"No sweat, I used European Birth Control."
by long hand luke April 30, 2010