This is best done when your woman is caught in the throes of passion and is utterly oblivious to what you’re about to do. You kneel over your woman who is lying down on her back. You beat off on your own, quietly shitting on her knees. Then, you come all over her face and suddenly slam her knees and face together like an accordion.
by fucksauce March 20, 2024
Get the cleveland accordionmug. When you see a perfect good pair of feet hanging out the window CLE cellphone lot then proceeded to approach the feet and use them for some self service.
On my walk through the cellphone lot yesterday I took a ride down the Cleveland arches, I timed it so perfectly that by the time he got his shoes on I was already over the fence.
by Le Stefan July 16, 2022
Get the Cleveland Archesmug. by -=AK=- August 7, 2022
Get the Cleveland Threesomemug. When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.
*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
by Nolando blume January 9, 2021
Get the Cleveland Lasagnamug. by walterfbread October 18, 2021
Get the Grover Clevelandmug. When she's expecting the guy to give her a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, but instead he shits in her mouth and covers it with his hand so she can't spit it out
"So she asked me if I could give her a Cleveland Steamer, and being the type to exceed expectations, I turned it up a notch and let her have the Cleveland Screamer!"
by Steven P. French July 30, 2024
Get the Cleveland Screamermug. You know Trump is going to try and pull a Grover Cleveland in 2024, and undermine Biden the entire time he's in office if you're realistic about it.
by Solid Mantis December 16, 2020
Get the Grover Clevelandmug.