Cult of the Noobs

A group of friends that used to be mostly centered around playing Roblox from the years 2019 - 2024. Consisted of approximately 10-12 core members with over 600 other members during its prime. As of right now, the group is practically dead and it's central members were all reported missing last year without any trace of where they might've gone.

"Hey did you hear what happened to Cult of the Noobs?"
"No? What is that?"
"Don't worry about it."

by Dimentioof April 28, 2025

Cults

Hey, I haven't taken money from anybody. It's not my fans who should be paying me. It's these corporate benefactors who are reaping the benefits of my vast and incalculable intellect who should be paying me.

Hym "And if people are using this to start cults then your silence regarding their relationship to me is what allows them to do what they are doing. If you know who I am, and you know they're related to me.... The you are complicit in the defrauding of those people. Lives destroyed. People accruing 'unearned status.' All because of YOU. Your fault. You don't have a right to bitch about what they're doing becuase YOU could stop them TODAY. But you won't. Because a guy who said a thing you don't like for people to be allowed to say would gain materially... Oh wait... A guy is already doing that.... You all hate him and people are on video on YouTube calling for him to get raped in prison. We don't even know that he's GUILTY yet. He PROBABLY ISN'T! Ha! You guys are terrible. If I knew that was happening I would say something and put an end to it. All of this just so you all can be a bunch smug, self-righteous hippies."

by Hym Iam December 12, 2023

Cult

They just aren't any good if they aren't Satanist

Hym "Pssshhh!!! Don't tell them that! How am I supposed to start a Satanist cult so I can bang the hot ones if you're going around telling people I'm not a Satanist!?"

Iam "We talk about not engaging in deity worship..."

Hym "You shut up!"

by Hym Iam May 12, 2022

J dub cult

The Jehovah's Witnesses, who are considered to be a cult by some. Used derogatorily, or to indicate that the speaker considers them a cult. Often shortened to "J dub" for obvious reasons.

Atheist: "And now Caleb and Sophia are preaching against lesbians... man I hate the J dub cult."

by PLMMJ January 16, 2024

Accidental cults

I don't think I should have to say this but... You know I'm not going to be super stoked about a bunch of accidental cults running around and harvesting souls in my name right? Right? Because that would constitute charlatanry and if it isn't ABUNDANTLY CLEAR... I'm against that.

Hym "Hey, and don't go blaming me for accidental cults. Alright? We all know how I feel about charlatanry from watching Lucifer... The show were Lucifer hates sin and that's why he punishes them and is a Sherlock Holmes-esque police consultant show... Which is a thing I wrote about... Entirely coincidental I'm sure... The timelines match up.... Just saying.... But yeah, don't let me be the God of your charlatan religion... Not a great way to die... Not going to be a great thing to wake up to after you die..."

by Hym Iam February 22, 2023

BANANA CULT

A cult that is made out of loving bananas you will spend your time in the woods building around the culture. You will befriend a polar bear named banana you will love him until you die in the banana cult in the forest of bananas.

We traveled to the BANANA CULT

by BANANABOY! November 1, 2022

Cult Of Click

The Cult of Click is a private members club for information security researchers, OSINT investigators, cybersecurity journalists and social engineers. New membership applications must be approved by a majority of members.

The Cult of Click is probably watching you right now.

by Cult Of Click February 12, 2019