Blind Pig

a detroit cop during the late 1960's

During the late 1960's, in Detroit, blind pigs were abound.

by steve December 9, 2003

Blind Ambition

noun: When you forget to wear your glasses and you are walking around a public setting. You see your old flame . He/She says hello to you and you tell Him/Her to go fuck themselves. Later you realize that it was not your old flame that said hello and that he/she was talking to someone else behind you. The momentary blindness gave you the courage to say what you felt.

Guy1 walks into a bookstore
Guy1 walks out 5 minutes later
Guy1: Man i just told my ex what i actually though of her
Guy2: Did you have your glasses?
Guy1: No
Guy2: Well that's blind ambition for ya.

by killingkarma92 March 14, 2011

number blind

A problem with some people who have trouble with numbers, math, and any numerical reference from time to time. Often related to deadlines and quantity.

Setting at a staff meeting:
Martha: "Jim, did you get the memo?"
Jim: "Yes, you need 4 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 25th".
Martha: "No, we need 6 versions of the finished proposal produced by the 15th. What, are you number blind or what?"

by baker808 January 22, 2010

Gettin' Blind

when you drink so much lean smoke so much loud & pop so many bars & you're eyes start closing & it's hard to keep them open you're gettin' blind

I'm on that kickstand,loud, & I'm riding on the magic school bus, I'm gettin' blind!

by Young Blaze September 8, 2011

Boner Blind

When a guy is horny and completely oblivious to their partner's emotions and feelings and just wants to get laid.

Man, I was having a really shitty night last night and needed someone to talk to. But John was being a boner blind asshole and trying to get into my pants.

by R. Swanson May 7, 2018

batty blind

when u knw your bottom is big but its acutually very flat be careful there are some batty blind ppl that might give u there disease

u mate are batty blind

by choppagyal August 1, 2022

Blind Hole

When you fuck someone through a hole in a bathroom

I just fucked Chorley through a blind hole

by Domasikian January 19, 2017