Lawn bowls

A prestigious group of gentlemen

“You’re a lawn bowls”

by Lawn bowls activist November 10, 2020

Bowl of dicks

A bowl of dicks is precisely 13 dicks. No more, no less. Not to be confused with a bag of dicks

Why don’t you go home and eat a bowl of dicks?

by NinjaDave13 July 24, 2019

Bowl viper

When your shit is so long before it hits the water, it strikes your balls.

I took a shit and was bit by the bowl viper!

by Moyst Pan Ties May 31, 2016

Solar Bowling

When you use a magnifying glass to ignite your marijuana.

I lost my lighter, but no worries we can just go outside and go solar bowling.

by RottingDeathHead June 16, 2015

grapefruit bowling

when you and your bros go out to the old town road with a bunch of grapefruits and accelerate to 55+ mph and roll the grapefruit out the window causing the grapefruit to explode into a citrus cloud. Must be done in a small enough car to lean out the window and bowl

Man: "hey bro, lets go grapefruit bowling"

by williehunt September 14, 2019

Blast The Bowl

To have a violent/explosive fecal experience.

Frank: “Dude my stomach feels like a wreck, can I use your bathroom?”
Mike: “I swear, every time you are here you need to Blast The Bowl. You alright man?”

by Kindgenius August 30, 2020

bowl man

a living bowl. he came to life because crack tempted him. he loves all cereal and hates birds.

wow. bowl man is here

by squirrelboyiscool October 19, 2021