Comedy Gold

When somebody tells a joke that they think is really funny but its not.

Person: You should kill yourself
Me: Wow, that's kind of ru--
Person : Just kidding!
Me: Comedy Gold.

by TinyDog August 16, 2018

gold digger

a woman who will do anything with someone for their money. a woman who will go out with a guy for his money. a woman who is totally using a guy for his money....

"Now I ain sayin she's a gold digger..."
"But she ain no messin' with no broke broke."

by lilazncutie226 October 9, 2005

Gold Star

When you piss on your hand and slap someone across the face.

Imma gold star you, bitch!

by LL cool Jen November 4, 2009

gold digger

A woman who does and says whatever it takes to get substantial amounts of money, no matter who she steps on in the process.

Jennifer Lopez is a gold digger

by I'm Me July 29, 2003

Gold Digger

Like a hooker..only smarter.

Guy 1: "Man I'm broke!"

Guy 2: "Why?"

Guy 1: "I've been out buying my girl all this stuff."

Guy 2: " Man yo girl is a gold digger."

by k!NG KHANH July 31, 2007

Gold-digging

Having anal sex while the rectum is full of feces.

Yoo I heard Tyler and his girlfriend are into gold-digging. Fucking degenerates.

by Gold-digging November 13, 2018

Aztec Gold

Gold that can turn you into a unkillable skeleton monster from the movie Pirates of the Caribbean.

Elizabeth wore a piece of Aztec Gold around her neck.

by Kenshin1387 March 30, 2004