Testicles

The 2 ball thingies hanging inside the ballsack behind your cock.

Hey twin look at my testicles

by Tess Tickles mangomangomango February 7, 2026

testicles

2 round devices in a sack put in a man's groin by the government to spy on him, cut them both off immediately if you have them

Person 1: Hey check out how big my testicles are
Person 2: Woah, you got really lucky with the government
Person 1: Government? What does that have to do with my testicles?
Person 2: You don't know? Testicles are government spy devices, i already got mine removed
Person 1: Oh damn, i guess i'll get them removed then

by anonymous October 11, 2024

testicicalishphobia

The fear for Testicles. Testicicialishphobia is a common phobia for previous surgeon patients.

My patient hs testicicalishphobia.

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

testicles powered by machine guns

testicles that are powered by machine guns!

his testicles were so fucking strong that they could be powered by machine guns
testicles powered by machine guns are awesome!

by Tower0fdreams January 19, 2025

Testes

Testes are the smartest and least appreciated friends that you will ever meet and they will hang out with you or do whatever until one day someone tells them about a vagina that needs a couple of big testes to do a couple of odd jobs around the house , it is then when the testes - your roommates - look for a rental property and start trying to move out before you have used them to pay the bills.

Don’t worry bro , Those testes will take care of them and hold their hair back when they get morning sickness

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Testes

Testes are your butlers best friends , they give the butler the energy to answer the door like a nuclear physicist when some one visits.

Did you hear about whatsies testes getting Blown off? Oh how terrible , but at least he got some kind of group of friends from this. Ya know other butlers who don’t answer the door when ppl knock. Yeh great group of guys if they aren’t having a siesta in a straw hat. Yeh.

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Testicle wrap

When you grab your gigantic nutsack and wrap it around your thigh

Person 1: My balls are so big and are always in the way, what should I do?
Person 2: Just do a testicle wrap, man.

by PissBlaster27 March 31, 2025