Woman 1: “Gemma tripped on the patio door frame yesterday and smacked her head on the patio tiles”
Woman 2: “What an absolute tart”
Woman 2: “What an absolute tart”
by Bi’ish chav September 6, 2019
Get the Tart mug.a term coined to describe a woman who blatantly applies excessive amounts of fake tan;
to the point where she looks orange or more accurately 'terracotta' colored;
generally found to be of low self esteem, and thus more likely to be easy.
to the point where she looks orange or more accurately 'terracotta' colored;
generally found to be of low self esteem, and thus more likely to be easy.
by yourmatebrian January 22, 2014
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Get the tart boner mug.Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??
by QuacksO April 2, 2020
Get the tart law mug.When one takes a sock and repeatedly ejaculates into it over the course of atleast three months then waits another month and a half to let the ejaculate ferment in the sock and become hard. Once that process is done, the person then takes the sock and cuts it into little pastry squares then proceeds to shove it up partners ass (thus making their ass a toaster oven if you will) and then shits out the warm pastry into the other partner’s mouth
“Did you hear that Jack gave Samantha a Scandinavian pop tart the other night?”
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
“Yeah man my sock has another two months on it, can’t wait to give it to Jess
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