Tapping The Trout

Vulgar euphemism for female masturbation.

"I took a long hot bath and tapped the trout last night."

by Robert T. Nash May 7, 2004

taking a brett

The act of defecating.

To remove (impurities, as in a chemical solution); clarify.

To void (feces) from the bowels.

A term developed in Souther California for the popular brett (guitarist in the music scene)

I took a brett just now and it stinks!

Don't bother me, can't you see I'm taking a brett!

I've got to take a brett, I ate way too much!

by chinchillakilla March 5, 2009

typing by ear

When you're listening to a song on the computer, and you try to type the lyrics but ultimately fail.

Bob is listening to 'Like a g6'

Bobisawesome: now, now, im feelin so fly like a cheese stick
frank132: ...that's wrong.
Bobisawesome: sorry, i hate typing by ear. lemme just send you the song.

by thispersonisnotanasiangirl September 4, 2010

Taking a Howie.

Another term for having a bowel movement. Q

Where's Ed? He's in the bathroom taking a howie.

by Xeroxfishbone August 25, 2011

Taking the bullet

Giving a friend head and swallowing all his jizz. Or performing the same flavour favour when confronted with a choice.

Both cocks were in front of me so I ended up taking the bullet and sucking off my good friend.

by Portuguese Taxi June 13, 2013

taking a chubby

When a wingman settles for the larger of the two women so his bro can get the hot one

Even if it means taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

by Gerrymanderingpigeonholr June 12, 2016

National nut tapping day

When you get to hit people in the nuts

I walk up to Andy and hit him in the national nut tapping day

by Cooter Davenport May 25, 2018