wagging satan's tail

Masturbating

I know I shouldn't but I was wagging satan's tail to porn last night.

by Mister Goode November 14, 2011

Tennessee Rat Tail

A Tennessee Rat Tail is when a man or woman takes a shit and takes the fecal matter and rolls it into a long stringy turd, and freezes it for strength. The shitter will then take their creation and insert it into their partners rectum, vagina, mouth, etc.

Dad: That's a nice Play-Doh Tennessee Rat Tail you made there. Your mother loves those.

Son: But it's a snake

Dad:Of course it is Richie...of course it is...

by winkyface9 January 1, 2012

tuck it up your tail

A frequently heard suggestion, made by one incarcerated person to another when contraband is passed and needs to be quickly hidden from the light of day from those in authority.

Here’s the radio you requested from Big Bubba, but you better tuck it up your tail pretty quick because here comes Sgt. Pimpleface!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 1, 2023

Cold as a frog's tail

Equivalent to "Cold as a witch's titty in a brass bra." It comes from the idea that frog's don't have tails because they froze off.

"You better put on a coat", said my Southern Grandmother, "It's cold as a frog's tail out there."

by ChristopherBelt January 1, 2018

pig tail

The curly antenna on the back of a car that marks an undercover cop car.

Dude: Yo, Five Oh!
Friend: Where?
Dude: Ahead on the left, see the pig tail?

by Miimz0rz December 29, 2008

Cat tail

A cat tail is a piece of dookie that has fallen just right so that it lands sticking straight up out of the toilet bowl water.

Joe: Oh man, that burger I ate last night plopped down like a big cat tail this morning!

Kate: Ew, gross!

by vanevery May 18, 2010

Rooster tail

While having sex in the doggy-style position, the man shoves his thumb unto his partners butthole, while the thumb is inserted, the man extends all other fingers. Thus, resembling a rooster tail.

Jonny gave rachel a rooster tail last night before bed, hope he doesn't still suck his thumb.

by UH0311 November 14, 2014