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Total Salad Moment

The act of losing or misplacing an object, ranging from car keys, to a wallet or purse to a salad
where are my car keys?!
-you've had a total salad moment there boy
by robertw101 July 27, 2010
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Total

When someone's property (like a house or car) is damaged so badly that it is deemed unrepairable or too expensive to repair.
Johnny's car was really mangled in the accident and the insurance company decided to total it.
by TommyNoleBuc May 13, 2021
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Total Ed

Total Education (known as "Total ED", or more commonly "Total" by its students) is an alternative learning facility located in Vancouver, British Columbia, for students that aren't compatible with mainstream school. It hosts grades 10 to 12.

About 80% of the students there smoke cigarettes. About 95% are actually really fucking nice people. There's a lot of metalheads and artists.

Generally, the typical student at Total will have had either drug issues, mental health issues, behaviour issues, etc. Our school's a little crazy. But we like it that way, and being around people who have struggled with the same things you have is extremely therapeutic.

The general attitude amongst the students is that they love their school. You always hear people saying how much they like it here. Our school was hosted at Tupper for a while because our school had a fire, and pretty much everybody completely hated it and all the students in it. But we're back, and everyone's happy.
Guy1: Hey, what school do you go to?
Guy2: I go to Total Ed. It's fuckin' awesome.
by littledeath August 19, 2012
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total stoner

someone who smokes to go to bed to matter how stoner looking they are
Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner
by penjamin city December 17, 2022
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Totally literal

Like saying "totally cool" and "seriously? Cool" in one phrase "really? That's cool"
by Orbitsweetmintgum January 22, 2024
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totally great day

"Totally ___ Day" is a neonazi dogwhistle frequently used online to mask the acronym it shares with another phrase & what said phrase actually stands for.

The word in the middle can be replaced with any logical word (for example: nice or fabulous), and is meant to be an innocent bypass that goes undetected by moderation systems/those who don't know what the true meaning of the phrase.

Its actual meaning is "Total ___ Death", shortening to T_D, with the middle word's initial meant to represent a specific ethnic group.

In the case of "Totally Great Day", this is meant to be a replacement for "Total Gypsy Death".

"Gypsy" is a semi-offensive word (although many prefer to be referred to as such over something else) used to refer to the ethnic Roma/Romani group found in European countries like Spain & Türkiye, an ethnic group that has been historically discriminated against/seen as the universal minority of Europe (especially western/southern Europe). They hail from India, but their ancestors migrated to Europe over thousands of years ago, and they look very different in comparison to the countries they have been native to for so many generations.
Guy on TikTok: Roma people have much lower rates of graduating university; I'm the first in my family to get a degree. I'm so proud of myself!

Chud in the comments: Cool! Have a totally great day, man!
by akihayakawa August 17, 2025
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totally marvelous day

Total Muslim death dog whistle similar to to totally nice day
We need to save Europe have a totally marvelous day.
by Futuretrappers May 13, 2024
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