Sympathy Cough

When someone coughs near you, and you or someone else near, coughs without the real necessity to do so.

On train, random guy out of eyesight coughs.

Girl one coughs.

Girl two says "That was so a sympathy cough."

Girl one says "Yeah, like I don't even have thyroid fever."

Girl two says "I don't even know you."

by The masked avenger of doom December 19, 2010

The symphony

The fourth bowel movement of the day, since an orchestra symphony is composed of four movements.

That chili ran right through me. I just completed the symphony.

by yuristache January 1, 2011

Bart Simpsoned

When the male partner ejaculates into the condom, holds it between the fingers as a slingshot, and then slings the load into their partners face.

Last night I was doing val doggy style when I Bart Simpsoned the back of her head. She didn't know what hit her!

by Pazman October 6, 2017

ewan simpson

Ewan Simpson is a fat speccy lad who gets hard in shopping centres because all of the clothes (He has a fetish for clothes) he eats dairy only even though he's lack toes and toller ant. He masturbates to little children singing on Britain's got talent and is best friends with all the special kids. You will normally find him in a hole or a basement of some mad scientist. He is also a wet carrot munching popcorn fork . His family swim and get kicked out of the special Olympics becayse they are too speedy for downies. He watched love island for a quickie with his dog. He is overall a bit weird.

Person 1: he's so weird

Person 2: oh yeah, that's Ewan Simpson

by Yassssqween June 10, 2019

jessica simpson

The greatest singer on the planet, and hot as he*l!

Hey Jess, let's have Buffalo Chicken Pizza sometime!

by Piranha April 1, 2005

simpsons

A used to be good animation but sadly has died down since each episdoe has been showed 20 times

A Day With Sky One....
9.00 Simpsons
9.30 Simpsons
10.00 Some Crap
1.30 Simpsons
2.00 Some Crap
6.00 Simpsons
6.30 Simpsons
7.00 Simpsons
7.30 Simpsons
8.00 Simpsons

A simpsons freak's Day
7.00 Simpson

by Fuckhabbo April 24, 2005

CRAZY ASS SIMPSONS

Someone who eats sleeps and shits the simpsons,and who can remeber every episode ,and can re-cite everyline word per word of those episodes

drive by a donut shop and say "mmmmm donuts...."

by fat frankyb August 28, 2005