Swing da bonk

No set, known definition has been had for this phrase. Often considered slang, this phrase can be placed almost anywhere in any sentence to convey any meaning. This is often confused with the phrase "Swing da boomp" and "Swing da bump"

"Yo, is dat Swedish Fish? Swing da bonk."

by Capeten February 1, 2009

Swing Hangover

When seated on a swing, the fat that hangs out over the swings seat originating from the thighs and butt.

Person 1: I need to loose some weight, I have a Swing Hangover.

by Needle Nose March 17, 2009

Singadori

A word you can say instead of "putang ina mo" which means fuck your mother. May be used in-case you forget how to spell, say, or pronounce "putang ina mo"

Filipino guy: Do you remember that phrase i taught you the other day?

White guy: What singadori? yah, it means fuck your mother right?

Filipino guy:...Yes... You are totally correct...

by Silent Lasagna January 25, 2012

Swing Beef

To be well-endowed; to have a horse cock, a massive pants python, a big ol' piece of meat dangling between your legs; to have a huge dick.

"Dude, Patrick Ewing sure does swing beef. Back when he played basketball, he had to duct-tape his schlong to his inner thigh so it wouldn't go flopping out the bottom of his shorts!"

by Camien Doyle February 10, 2015

Swing Swong

A special type of day that can occur indefinitely of what day it is. Celebration of waking up by throwing water on one another.

Its Swing Swong day!

by Swing Swong May 29, 2018

Singapore Noodles

When you are heading down south to eat out a girl, pull her panties down and find a greasy hot mess of thick noodle like jungle bush that smells of garlic, chili, and chives.

Bro, you took that chick josephine home last night, did you eat it good?

Nah, she only had Singapore Noodles on the menu and they smelled rank.

AH FUCK THATS GROSS. You should have just ate her ass instead.

by Buttslang May 10, 2019

Swing set

A couple who engage in the swinger lifestyle.

"How many swing sets at tonight's key party?"

by HeroHandy May 18, 2019