international super-straight day 

the worst day ever in history, where all the shitty straights think they're apart of the lgbtq+ community (they aren't), and celebrate transphobia.

it's international super-straight day, this is transphobic and shouldn't be a thing.

international super-straight day by @i_am_ring0 on instagram April 24, 2021

the super straight 

The best complement known to man kind straight

Jamallsis: I'm in the most shit mood right now and wanna kms

Shawneequa: you have the super straight
Jamallsis: ( instantly becomes rich and gets mad hoes) thanks for the compliment

the super straight by The mother tucker May 17, 2018

Super Super Straight 

A man who is only attracted to females who are born females, and those females are attracted to males who were also born male.

Guy 1: Hey do you like women who like trans men?
Guy 2: Hell to the fuck no, i’m super super straight

Super Super Straight by Otpurzid March 8, 2021

Uber Super Straight 

Formal Definition:
A biological Man (XY) who only has sexual interest in biological Females (XX) who are within the average BMI (Body Mass Index) 18.5 and 25.

Biological Man - a biological male who has an X and Y chromosome.
Biological Woman - a biological female who has two X chromosomes.

Markus: Hey man would you date that biological female?

Titus: Nah I'm Uber Super Straight, shes not a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 on the international standard body mass index therefore I'm not attracted to her, just the way I was born I guess.
Markus: I respect the orientation you were born with. I hope one day you will find a biological female with two X chromosomes between 18.5 and 25 BMI so that you can one day have healthy children and live a peaceful family life.

Uber Super Straight by Titus Tiberius March 12, 2021

Super Duper Straight 

A person who isn't a attracted to bisexual or trans people. Not to be confused with super straight where you're only not attracted to trans people.

Milo: I think you're cute, wanna go out
Becky: Sorry, I'm super duper straight so I'm not attracted to bisexuals
Milo: Oh, so your homophobic
Becky: No, I'm just not attracted to bisexual people, doesn't mean I have a problem with them
Milo: Oh, okay then *cries*

Super Duper Straight by Davey6462 September 6, 2021

super duper straight 

Like super straight, but excluding bisexual people too

Me: I don’t date trans or bi people
Friend: oh, so you’re super straight?
Me: nah, I’m super duper straight

super duper straight by dic March 8, 2021

Super Duper Straight 

A sexual identity that can be held by anyone of any gender. The sexual preference is to only have sex for the purpose of procreation which entails a male and a female

making babies is the only way I am turned on. And there’s only one way to do that. Male and Female. I’m super duper straight!

Super Duper Straight by TruthDad March 10, 2021