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Jake stevens

He is a young Garry glitter in the making and make sure to hide your children at all costs if you ever see this man. He has been reported to the FBI 50 times and is probably hiding your child in his basement getting ready to make their ass hole go raw red so please report him before he gets your children. He is also good friends with Jeffery Epstein so watch out for the white van that may pull up outside your house and tag team your children so they have no choice but into bum raping your child. The best way to spot him is by his greasy quiff that is located at the top of his disabled head.
Little boy: No please not again my ass hole is red enough as it is after yesterday please stop
Jake Stevens: hmm im going to make it look like an uncooked steak little boy
Little Boy: cries and screams
by Jake Stevens January 2, 2020
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Soggy Steven

Similar to a 'Soggy Sao' - only the fluids are from a male and a female, and the the Sao is a sleeping friend.
When one wakes up feeling sticky after sharing a swag with friends.

'My Mrs is going to be happy I didn't piss the bed, but I don't know what she'll think about me getting a soggy steven'
by blt87 December 9, 2022
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steven russell

steven russell has the most awful face melting breath especially in the mornings hes a specky mongo that cant even spell his own name
omg steven russell just breathed on me i think i could die
by laytonisgod January 13, 2023
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Steven Adelman

A kid that everyone sleeps on and is making the nba
Wow! Did you see that shot by Steven Adelman?!
by Whitemamba386 September 27, 2018
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Steven Cambell

Did you see Steven cambell controlling them ducks
by Andres Ruiz October 19, 2021
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Sticky Steven

When a guy masterbates and unloads in his hand. He then wipes it on the closest thing he sees.
Don't ever shake Paul's hands, he's known for doing Sticky Steven's.
by Hey man it's STIMPY December 22, 2020
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Lennon stevens

A little annoying brat don’t be friends with him or your not nice
by Ion bomb December 3, 2020
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