Jerk-Status

The point in a relationship to where the girl is comfortable jerking off the guy.

Ted reached Jerk-Status with Liz last week!

by Adb1002 August 30, 2018

Rockefeller Status

When you are at a party and the keg is tapped.

1. Dude, any beer left?
2. No, they tapped the keg, just like they tapped the oil field......Rockefeller Status

by MikeSmith October 15, 2012

Bagger Status

When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)

Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".

by Tit's McGee February 04, 2009

Server Status

Status acheived when people utilize three-way to get more than three people on the phone.

It doesn't take long for me and my friends to reach server status.

by Yaweh August 24, 2005

Status Fart

When you out of no where come up with a status to put on Facebook.

Kerri: ".. and so he was like and she was like, Hey are you even listening to me?!!!"

Jill: "Sorry, I just had a status fart. I need to post this immediantly."

by yaknowwww January 09, 2011

Father Status

To be an expert in a specific type of game, sport, hobby, or other activity.

If you are an expert of something you would be referred as Father (insert last name).

Wow he is so good at ping pong !
Yea he has reached father status

You beat through the fire and flames on expert !? your of father status on guitar hero.

by club30 April 05, 2009

Status Stutter

several status updates that when put together is one stuttering sentence.

6:31 Jason loves the hot weather!
6:31 Jason loves the hopt
6:30 Jason is

Jason is...loves the hopt...loves the hot weather!

3 tries, really? That was the best status stutter I have seen today.

by Pimbo Slice April 21, 2009