by Adb1002 August 29, 2018
Get the Jerk-Statusmug. by Yaweh September 16, 2005
Get the Server Statusmug. When someone you don't especially like leaves an unwanted comment on your facebook status, so people you want actually commenting and liking it tend to avoid it for fear of getting a response from the unwanted commenter.
Drew: "Man I had such a great status!!!"
Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"
Johnny: "Yeah man. Too bad Joe had to make the status killer saying'LOL!!!! I KNOW RIGHT!?!?!?!?!?!?!'"
by Tortuga Power March 1, 2011
Get the Status Killermug. When a minor consumes so much alcohol that he/she develops long term dementia generally causing the consumer to creep like a pedophile in heat.
Early signs that someone is beginning to reach Marshall Status include:
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"
2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,
"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap
The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:
Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.
Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
1)At the beginning of the night, using terms similar to:
"Bro, let's get OBLIBERATED tonight!"
"Let's get FUUUUUCKED UPPPP!"
"I wanna get destroyed!"
"Dude. Let's just get demolished and do some crazy shit!"
2) Once drinking has begun, conversations similar to:
"Hi there my names Marshall" *wink, *leans in for kiss,
"Ewww i don't even know you!" *Slap
The person has probably reached Marshall Status if:
Projectile Vomiting occurs, to the point where a baptism could be done with liquid rejected.
Marshall Status is obtained often on college campuses where extracurricular activities are slim to nonexistent.
by Schall, the Novelist November 7, 2010
Get the Marshall Statusmug. When she is so fucking ugly, but has an incredibly hot body that you need to put a bag over her head to have sex, or at least to donkeypunch. (look it up)
Last night I was eyeing this very hot body, but I discovered upon closer inspection she had only reached "Bagger Status".
by Tit's McGee February 4, 2009
Get the Bagger Statusmug. A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.
-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?
-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.
by andmybow February 20, 2014
Get the status masterbationmug. A phrase that some moron used to define a person. Thereby making it a filler phrase, when you are too stupid to say what you are thinking.
by Heather Monroe January 19, 2008
Get the pratt statusmug.