squat cobbler

A grown man sitting on a pie for the titillation of an audience. Fully clothed. Usually on video. Made famous in season 2 of the cult TV series Better Call Saul.

Have you gentleman ever heard of the term Squat Cobbler?

by Gordon Freeman August 17, 2016

Bulgarian squat

I don't know what's going this code and meaning so I'm confused

I'm not stupid or dumm

But I search finally write way

Going long time journey but it's okey

Let's do Bulgarian squat..

by 710sir March 11, 2025

doo-squat

1) literally every simp you'll ever meet.

2) when you put the toilet on top of your shit.

Did you hear Kyle did a doo-squat today?

Oh my gosh! Theodore made a huge doo-squat!

by loowithdoo123 September 13, 2020

Hoppin Squat

A term commonly used by Austin Brooks when he refers too his teammate Justice Moore who ofter switches sides and back stabs him

Austin: “Thank you Moore once again for being a trust Hoppin Squat once again”

by Grüßesign February 28, 2023

Pop a squat

To tell Joe's bitch ass to take a seat to piss.

Hey Joe, instead of pissing on the new heated floor, pop a squat.

by Sal! March 2, 2023

Squat Rocket

The Squat Rocket is a sex position in which the lady drinks laxatives and then squats over the man's face. He then opens his mouth and awaits the lady's bowel movement.

"I'm finna give this man a squat rocket tonight."
"Girl don't pretend you got laxatives."
"I don't need them I ain't taken a shit in a week."
"Yo asshole probably musty as hell"
"The mustier the better"

by FuckedUpToothbrush April 23, 2021

Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

by kiillrz October 15, 2011