squatrack

a work out machine that works you tricepticles and shoulder extentions, the weights are usually tape rolls or a jumprope on either side. one roll of scotch tape is usually enough for me.

"yo, you want to squatrack."
"sure man! idk if i can my abcepticalipses been hurting,
i just want a roll of the scotch tape on each side"
"come on pussy get the duck tape"
"no man, way! to much for me!!"
SQUATRACK

by mcentee December 1, 2006

squat to piss

A disparaging,sexist metaphor likening male behavior to female behavior. A dearth of balls.

Hey Michael, we're going to the strip club tonight, you in?

Sorry, Carol taped a week's worth of "Oprah" and wants me to watch them with her tonight.

Dude,you squat to piss.

by Indian Larry March 20, 2010

Squaaaa

What your drunk ass girlfriend says when she wants to make a toast. Usually used by a privileged white girl after a pumpkin spiced latte.
**not to be confused with a derogatory term for native anericans

JOHN "cheers to a good time with friends"
Everyone else : raises glasses "cheers"
John's drunk ass girlfriend "SQUAAAA!!!"

by Smoggybuffalo August 31, 2016

cock squatter

1. A woman who is having an affair with a married man. 2. A woman who dates men only for personal gain.

1. "I just found a picture of the woman my husband's been cheating with and boy is that cock squatter a skank." 2. "Debbie got that promotion only because she's a cock squatter."

by Willis A. April 16, 2008

Hoboken Squat Cobbler

From AMC's Better Call Saul, a Hoboken Squat Cobbler involves a naked man sitting down on a pie and wiggling around. Crying may or may not be involved. It’s a fetish. Synonyms include the Full Moon Pie, the Boston Cream Splat, Simple Simon the Ass Man.

No, he wasn’t hiding drugs. He was hiding a video of him doing the Hoboken Squat Cobbler.

by OliveHoliday August 29, 2016

squat

to crap

man... get outta the bathroom! I gotta take a huge squat!

by steve-o December 5, 2002

squat a lemon

To be hustling drugs

"I ride in the benz but I squat a lemon" --Mac Dre

by d-riv April 13, 2008