Spaghetti Kid

Somebody who is very likely to shoot up a school. Most likely to have extremely greasy hair, googles pictures of firearms at school, and doesn't have any social skills what so ever.
Jim: There's this kid in my class who sharpens paper clips under the table. He's awful quiet.
Tom: What a spaghetti kid.
*Voice Yells* I'M SICK OF THIS SCHOOL!
by Slatericy November 23, 2018
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Spaghetti Kid

Someone who is likely to be a school shooter.

Commonly identified by greasy hair, dark clothing, the wearing of trench coats or other winter coats in moderate weather, looks up pictures of guns in class, etc.
Originates from the accumulation of grease in one's that causes the hair to depict strands of spaghetti.
"I sit in front of Sam in chemistry, and I'm scared he's gonna pull out a gun at any moment"

"I know! I hate Spaghetti Kids"
by The Grass Master September 09, 2018
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dank spaghetti

a fucking awesome youtuber who posts some really random shit like roblox and shitposts
i fucking hate dank spaghett
i fucking LOVE dank spaghetti
by random baller May 30, 2022
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neon spaghetti

A minimum of 6"2' male who wears brightly colored clothing and has a penis the length down to his kneecap.
Wow! We hooked up last night and he had a real neon spaghetti.
by CoAsArKa November 30, 2017
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Alfabety spaghetti

Commonly associated with Rimmer angry at Lister for sleeping with his mum. Generally happens when something out of your control accures.
Bob: Hey Jeff
Jeff: You slept with my girlfriend

Bob: Yeah, she was awesome

Jeff: Alfabety spaghetti
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A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret
"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"
by Ian sarain August 12, 2021
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Spaghetti Johnson

The celebrity and meme, Spaghetti Johnson, known for his meme-ability and the fact he looks like Mathew Lillard as Shaggy from the Live Acton Scooby Doo. His catch phrase is "Spaghetti!", his favorite food is Bush's Beans, and his favorite show is Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius.
Wow Spaghetti Johnson is so cool, I cant believe you dont know who he is!
by Corey Adobeson February 02, 2025
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